QSplits Fabray
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Sugar, Spice and everything Nice.These were the ingredients chosen

To create the perfect little girls

But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction—
Chemical X
Thus, The Unholy Trinity were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Quinn, Brittany, and Santana
Have dedicated their lives to being hot

and being best friends until the end of time.

(Source: wildgron)

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the puck i fell in love with had swagger.

(Source: mark-salling)

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“Forgive me” sex is very…painful

mrs-charlie-puckerman:

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-takes out the cookie dough ice cream- 

Cone or bowl? His arms were scrawny.

Bowl please. Oh he was Baby Puck then. *Giggles*

-nods,fixes her ice cream and laughs- He could still get it. 

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“Forgive me” sex is very…painful

mrs-charlie-puckerman:

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What kind? We have strawberry, Chocolate and cookie dough…pregnancy ice cream. He won’t let me show anyone. 

Ooo cookie dough. Aww too bad.

-takes out the cookie dough ice cream- 

Cone or bowl? His arms were scrawny.

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“Forgive me” sex is very…painful

mrs-charlie-puckerman:

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Quinn: Yeah, I found a picture of him with a full head of hair and told him, he looked super hot

-gives Noelle an ice cream cone- 

Want some Char?

Oh yea that sounds good. I’ll have some thanks. Oh wow see now I need to see this pic. LOL

What kind? We have strawberry, Chocolate and cookie dough…pregnancy ice cream. He won’t let me show anyone. 

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“Forgive me” sex is very…painful

mrs-charlie-puckerman:

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-Quinn shakes her head-

Noelle:Daddy’s growing his hair out. 

Puck is growing his hair out? Oh wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with hair. But if you want I’ll ask Uncle Aaron if you can pet it.

Noelle: YAY! I want ice cream now.


Quinn: Yeah, I found a picture of him with a full head of hair and told him, he looked super hot

-gives Noelle an ice cream cone- 

Want some Char?

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“Forgive me” sex is very…painful

mrs-charlie-puckerman:

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Noelle:But it’s shinny and fluffy!


Yes, yes it is. You should ask your daddy to grow a mohawk. Then you can pet his!

-Quinn shakes her head-

Noelle:Daddy’s growing his hair out. 

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“Forgive me” sex is very…painful

mrs-charlie-puckerman:

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Noelle: Do you think he’ll let me pet it?!


-Quinn leans her forehead against the wall,trying not laugh-

*bites her lower lip trying not to laugh* Um well Noelle, I’m not sure. That’s something we’ll have to ask Uncle Aaron. 

Noelle:But it’s shinny and fluffy!


"But what? You would look stunning in a wedding dress."
asked by: Anonymous

If I were married I would be able to do the things I do now.